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Tonight, she brushes her teeth
with the razor
washes her mouth with perfume
applies the red with her left
hand, powders her nose with
moonlight.

Tonight, she isn’t just pretty.

MJL, tonight, death makes her beautiful (via mimickingmaelstroms)

jakitsol:

listoflifehacks:

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the last one is kickass!

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

best-days-of-my-flerm:

kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via ohdangitsnina)

satanzhumanresourcesmanager:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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i was beyond the normal amount of depressed tonight, but this post made me cackle so hard the weight was lifted. thankz

youarewortheverything:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

seriously though. 

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

sangrebelleza:

silverfei:

I don’t think you understand how much this episode fucked me over

I swear i was going off during this episode. Just fuck this motherfucker, this son of a fucking bitch. Edward no one would fucking blame you kill that asshole. 

fairytailconfessionsig:

I honestly don’t like Gruvia. It might be cute, yeah, but that’s in the shippers’ minds. It doesn’t happen in FT for real. What happens in FT is just Juvia fangirling over Gray, who ignores her. And yeah, she might love him. But can’t others try to think of his feelings too? Besides, her stalkerish behaviour is kind of creepy. She WASHES her INTIMATE parts with a Gray doll thing! Gruvia overall ruins both Gray and Juvia’s characters, in my opinion.

fairytailconfessionsig:

I honestly don’t like Gruvia. It might be cute, yeah, but that’s in the shippers’ minds. It doesn’t happen in FT for real. What happens in FT is just Juvia fangirling over Gray, who ignores her. And yeah, she might love him. But can’t others try to think of his feelings too? Besides, her stalkerish behaviour is kind of creepy. She WASHES her INTIMATE parts with a Gray doll thing! Gruvia overall ruins both Gray and Juvia’s characters, in my opinion.

paperbagsoc:

She’s actually a baddie , a painting her damn self